John Wick 3

John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum

"He's so slimy he oozes lies"

We’re going old school this week, as we do a simple review episode for the highly anticipated: “John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum”! We also talk Edward being cast as Batman, and a bunch of other news. Enjoy


0:00:40 Show News
0:02:30 John Wick 3 Box Office and 4 release date
0:05:06 He-Man pushed to 2021
0:07:18 Emmas join Cruella
0:08:07 Half of the Conchords join Avatar 2
0:09:53 Saw Reboot?
0:13:43 Robert Pattinson Batman?

Shit We Watched

0:20:40 System of a Down and Ghost
0:26:45 Curb Your Enthusiasm
0:31:08 Wedding Crashers
0:32:29 Chernobyl


0:35:37 John Wick 3


Video Game Movie Pitches

"Pikachu doesn't have a penis"

This week on the podcast, we talk a little bit of news, discuss the new Pokemon movie, HBO mini-series: “Chernobyl”, and prepare for John Wick 3 in “Shit We Watched”, and then discuss a few video game movies we think the world is ready for.


0:01:42 GoT books finished??????
0:04:22 2022 Star Wars brings on D and D


0:07:50 Maleficent 2
0:14:08 Midsommer Trailer 2
0:15:51 The Lodge
0:18:51 Watchmen on HBO

Shit We Watched

0:22:20 Beware the Slenderman
0:26:26 John Wick
0:35:50 Chernobyl
0:41:52 Detective Pikachu
0:46:34 SPOILERS


0:57:28 Video Game Movie Pitches



Troll 2 is Really Bad

“A pat on the black…”


This week on the show, we start with a few words on the death of Joe Pilato, talk some news (A DARK TOWER SERIES IS COMING!), shoot the shit on some trailers, get into a whole bunch of “Shit We Watched”, and then talk about one of the worst movies ever: “Troll 2”. Enjoy!



RIP Joe Pilato


0:02:24 Us opens to $70 mil
0:03:14 Dark Tower Amazon series coming
0:04:20 Avi Arad is still a douche
0:05:40 Zack Snyder still thinks you're too dumb to understand his movies

Trailer Time

0:14:10 Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
0:15:14 Lucy In The Sky
0:17:18 John Wick 3
0:22:41 Stranger Things 3

Shit We Watched

0:24:32 A Vigilante
0:25:34 Rillington Place
0:27:17 Phantasm
0:28:43 Old Man and the Gun
0:30:15 The Prowler
0:33:10 Sorority Babes and the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
0:35:51 Can You Ever Forgive Me
0:38:45 Daughters of Darkness
0:41:27 Critters: A New Binge
0:43:08 The Last Dragon
0:45:33 The Witch in the Window
0:47:39 Dogtooth
0:51:41 Triple Frontier


1:02:16 Troll 2