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Video Game Movie Pitches

"Pikachu doesn't have a penis"

This week on the podcast, we talk a little bit of news, discuss the new Pokemon movie, HBO mini-series: “Chernobyl”, and prepare for John Wick 3 in “Shit We Watched”, and then discuss a few video game movies we think the world is ready for.

News

0:01:42 GoT books finished??????
0:04:22 2022 Star Wars brings on D and D

Trailers

0:07:50 Maleficent 2
0:14:08 Midsommer Trailer 2
0:15:51 The Lodge
0:18:51 Watchmen on HBO

Shit We Watched

0:22:20 Beware the Slenderman
0:26:26 John Wick
0:35:50 Chernobyl
0:41:52 Detective Pikachu
0:46:34 SPOILERS

Topic

0:57:28 Video Game Movie Pitches

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Are Biopics Inherently Boring?

"Edgar Rice Burroughs was the nephew....THE WHOLE TIME!"

We saw the Ted Bundy and J.R.R. Tolkien biopics this week, and decided to discuss the genre at large. Are they inherently boring? Or is it possible to create one with style? Take a listen to find out!

News


0:01:26 RIP Peter Mayhew
0:03:34 Spider-Man Far From Home Trailer
0:09:51 Sonic Trailer
0:16:58 IT: Chapter 2 Trailer
0:20:30 Endgame BO update
0:23:31 Disney Release slate
0:24:47 Batman Pushed to 2020 production date
0:25:44 Amy Pascal leaves Sony for Universal

Shit We Watched

0:29:40 Manhunt: Unabomber
0:32:56 Kill the Messenger
0:37:09 Ben is Back
0:40:17 Little Woods
0:43:03 Long Shot
0:51:36 Tolkien
0:55:07 Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 4 SPOILERS
1:10:05 Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil, and Vile

Topic

1:22:34 Are Biopics Inherently Boring?

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Where does Marvel go from here?

"Idiocy and missed opportunities…”

This week, in the wake of Marvel’s insanely definitive “Endgame”, we discuss where the MCU can possibly go from here. We also discuss it’s huge box office success (1.2 BILLION DOLLARS!?), as well as news relating to the upcoming “Tom and Jerry” and “Sonic the Hedgehog” movies.

After the news, we spend a ton of time reviewing the big Game of Thrones episode (“The Long Night”). Are we being over dramatic? Let us know in the comments or on our social media pages!

News


0:00:59 Avengers demolishes box office records
0:07:15 Chloe Grace Moretz meets Tom and Jerry
0:08:26 Jim Carrey is Dr. Robotnik...I think?
0:09:50 Detective Pikachu getting good reactions
0:10:24 Trailer Time (21 Bridges, Anna)

Shit We Watched

0:19:23 Texas Chainsaw Massacre
0:22:38 Santa Clarita Diet
0:25:37 The Hills Have Eyes
0:28:21 Our Planet
0:32:33 The Witch
0:35:35 Game of Thrones: The Long Night (SPOILERS)

Topic

1:00:13 Where Does Marvel Go After Endgame?

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Top 10 Marvel Movies

"I'll take a little nip when I can get it"

This week, in preparation for “Avengers: Endgame”, we list what we believe to be the top 10 Marvel movies ever made (non-MCU included). We also talk about a couple of new trailers (including that awful new Chucky preview), and Jackson saw La Llorona so he discusses that pile of shit.

News


0:01:18 John Cena in Suicide Squad 2
0:02:39 Swamp Thing season stops filming prematurely
0:04:41 Taika Waititi doing Akira?
0:05:39 La Llarona wins the weekend
0:06:39 Man watches Captain Marvel 116 times
0:09:32 Trailer Time (Childs Play, Gemini Man, Anna)
0:16:11 Mouse Guard shut down by Disney
0:18:37 Avengers Endgame presales results, early reactions, and premiere news

Shit We Watched

24:09 Santa Clarita Diet
27:40 Videodrome and Society
33:12 The Favourite
38:11 Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy
40:10 Infinity War
41:30 The Curse of La Llorona
54:08 GoT Episode 2

Topic

1:13:03 Top 10 Marvel Movies

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Reboots Nobody Asked For

"So you're wondering if magic reflects the patriarchy."

Spoiler Steve from “Scene-It Movie Reviews” joins us this week to discuss a bunch of crappy reboots that nobody asked for! We also talk a bit more about the new “Star Wars” trailer, and about the reveal of the new Chucky!

News

0:02:56 Chucky Doll Reveal
0:05:21 Hellboy Fails
0:09:04 Game of Thrones beats itself

Shit We Watched

0:12:04 The Silence
0:13:54 Alex's Marvel Recap part 2
0:23:07 Q: the Winged Serpent
0:25:44 Bram Stoker's Dracula
0:30:00 The Perfect Date
0:32:34 The Unicorn Store
0:37:00 Game of Thrones season 8 episode 1
0:44:01 SPOILERS

Topic

0:55:06 Reboots that Nobody Asked For

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